Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao
(Source: dicksoda, via virginity)
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I had a dream about bakeoff except they were all cooking increasingly weird stuff until they got to the last guy and Paul asked ‘what are you serving’ and his response was just ‘these hands’ and then he knocked Paul Hollywood out on national television
(Source: artiegayberg, via confirmance)
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- me: im so bored
- me: i have nothing to do
- me: i wish i had something to do
- basic responsibilities: yo
- me: not u
- me: anyway
- me: im so bored
- me: i have nothing to do
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